here comes christmas
by
Jerry Vilhotti
Twelve year old Johnny waited
semi-patiently as he wondered if the family would
remember that always on the Eve of Christmas was his
birthday; ever since that late December morning he had
come among them in a crash landing out of the body of a
thirty-nine year old Mother who really didn't want
another mouth to feed in the last years of the dying of
hunger Great Depression days when the illumanazis were
deciding the fate of the world as they would again in the
new century; getting a second chance to shape a "New
World Order" of self-hate, greed, power-mongering
and indifference.
Johnny would say nothing; concerned he
would be taunted by his older brothers Leny One N and
polio-legged Tommy Tom Tom who told him he didn't have
a birthday - that General Dugout Mac Arthur stopped
all that nonsense when he had his men charge women,
children and veterans of a war that was supposed to end
all wars having been promised that if they went to die
for their country they would get a pension. Another
dark day in the history of the greatest country ever
invented fell upon the heads of those who believed a
promise made should be a promise kept.
Johnny's older sisters Tina and Alice
always bemoaned the fact that "The Little
Savior's", and Johnny's middle name did mean savior,
birthday was always celebrated while theirs were
virtually ignored.
After another hour of pretending
nothing special was going to happen - the
cake came out carried by the Mother.
The Father lit the candles as all the
grownups mumbled the birthday song half-heartily and if
it weren't for the children and his parents singing - the
song would have died killed in a full incoherence.
Johnny blew out the candles; pretending not to see the
name "Joanne" on the cake.
When his brothers kept calling him
Joanne "the little girlie man", Alice explained
she must have taken the wrong cake from the bakery.
She repeated this mistake every year; except the name
changed.
The Father suggested they play cards
to make the time go by faster: "We'll play Seven and
a Half!" and the he told everyone how the game had
given birth to Blackjack; then he asked Johnny: "Do
you remember Black Jack, Johnny" He
was referring to the janitor of their old building in The
East Bronx from whom he had bought two used tricycles for
Johnny which had been left behind by former
tenants. These little acts of giving tormented Leny
and Tom.
Johnny nodded. At first he had
been afraid of the old Black man but after his father
invited the man to eat with them, Johnny realized he was
just a human being like they.
All five of the Grandchildren did
nervous twitches of expectation. The youngest among
them, Clarence, belonged to Alice and Gus and the others
to Tina and Al.
Johnny had saved forty pennies.
He gave eight year old Larry ten and Larry's one year
younger sister Clara another ten pennies. He told
them to bet only a penny on a card no matter how good
their first card was so they could play longer.
Tom wanted to
throw the kids out of the game concerned they would cry
after they lost their money and he might have to give it
back.
Leny reminded everyone - loudly using
the F word - that was exactly what Tom would do when he
was their age making everyone laugh; even the littlest
ones laughed with the laughter.
Their father did not get offended over
the swear word since when a curse was said in his third
language, which had him pronouncing the word
"fac", tended to minimize its effect in its
true meaning.
"Deal! Deal!" Tina
said. Money was about as important to her as
sex. When a fourteen year old she would charge the
old timers in the old neighborhood five cents a peek and
a quarter for seeing the whole thing.
After the
Father left, Tom buying the deal from him, Tom continued
raking in the pennies while winking at the children as
Leny excited over their concerned expressions began to
sing off key the "You Better Watch Out"
song. Little children aroused Leny.
Tina reminded her kids that all their
winnings belonged to her. Al meekly nodded with
widened eyes and this made everyone laugh in tense
way.
A loud thumping sound coming from the
cellar made the youngsters' eyes widen.
"Is that Santa?" Al said
winking at Gus who was trying to touch Tina's ass in his
sneaky way. Tina so much reminded him of Joan
Crawford. He was told by many people he looked like
a poor man's David Niven.
The youngest began running in a
greater frenzy the louder the thumping of footsteps
approached and the "Ho! Ho! Ho!" coming from
behind the cellar door didn't sound quite like Macy's
Santa and when the door burst open a large man wearing a
black overcoat, black goulashes with his head covered
with a brown paper bag with the appropriate holes in
somewhat the proper places and a stuffed rag-sack over a
shoulder. This sight made the children run
screaming to their mothers.
"It's only Grandpa bringing gifts
from Santa!" Johnny said wondering if his father
really didn't belong to that lost tribe for always when
the father became desperately lost driving into one of
his famous short cuts that could last for hours and began
hitting himself a few times in the head before shouting
in desperation: "Where the facawee?"
Only when the apparition took the bag
off his head did the children laugh before going into a
total disappointment in not seeing a for real Santa and
began their helter skelter runs that knocked over the
Christmas tree onto the manger shattering the pieces as
if machine gunned by stealers of land while sounds of the
father hitting himself in the head with both fists played
in the background - almost sounding like an
American "Jingle Bells". END
11-18-05
The
Dish: A great little US on-line magazine. politically
very astute, with historical additions of value too,
whose editor has a grandson; she always fondly reports
incidents in his life which we all enjoy:
Comments from the Bat Cave
Like young people across the United States of America,
the Dark Knight-Batman/White Ninja/Zorro looks forward to
Christmas with great anticipation of what he maybe
receiving. He has a wish list. Joyously, he
shares it with members of his family. Reminding him
about the meaning of
this holiday, his grandma explained celebrating the birth
of Christ is about giving. When asked what he
planned to give and to whom, he studied for a long
moment. Desperate, the Dark One/Ninja/Zorro
responded, "I gave Ty (his
younger brother) a gift idea for his list."
Dot Smith thedish@ga.net
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