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| THE HANDSTAND | FEBRUARY/MARCH 2006  | 
    
| Film Review: George Clooney's Goodnight and Good Luck You make a lot of
        films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah,
        I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to
        talk about it. What a jerk.George Clooney CAST
        & CREW Is
        it possible that the exceptional subtlety that is
        conferred on the wavelengths of black and white film,
        rather than colour, is caused by the fact that the eye
        runs the scenes through the part of the brain that reads
        the printed page.?  Clooney's
        film gives the best representation of journalists'
        deadline meetings and the nature and manner of the
        purpose of a NEWS bulletin that I have ever seen. The
        actor he chose, David Strathairn as Ed Murrow, isolates
        Murrow among his companions in a particular way that
        indicates a real understanding of human relationships and
        regard, that has real strength, and animation, that makes
        one want to participate in the applause that Murrow's
        companions regularly gave him. This is not the conscience
        of a moral or christian man, this is the conscience of a
        real life and mind, aware that each trap that confines or
        kills our instincts and motivation is killing one most
        valuable feature of life, that of our coexistence in the
        large communities of regions or nations. This subject,
        examined in this study of Ed Murrow the nature of
        journalism, that in his case was a vital evening
        appointment with those communities, that reached far
        beyond individual concerns, but yet identified the
        individual links that conserve human dignity and rights
        that can so easily be corrupted. But also not only by a
        political criminal action but also by the neglect of a
        society led fruitlessly by the nose toward trivial
        entertainment. This last was insidiously clarified by the
        script for the CBS boss who expected Murrow to alleviate
        any serious viewpoints with banal celebrity chase-ups. A
        man whose life is ruled by the finance of his investors,
        and by his concepts of service from his employees, that
        contained the cunning of an ill educated man whose sole
        notion of opportunity was as "a debt incurred",
        and in this case by impermeating his directives to staff
        with hints that he had a hold over their private and
        domestic lives as well as their employment. "I put
        your son through school!"; "How is...your
        wife?" However I would not neglect to mention Diana
        Reeves, the words of whose songs where sardonically
        symbolic of related scenes. 
   Telling the
        'approved' story  March 7, 2006 01:12
        AM / The Rant . 
 On an unspecified
        day last week an employee of a federal agency that cannot
        be revealed delivered a document that cannot be
        identified to a company that cannot be named seeking
        information that cannot be discussed. The
        aforementioned federal agent left the unidentified
        document with an employee of the unnamed company. That
        employee then called the owner, who must remain
        anonymous, to inform him that the document that could not
        be identified sought information that could not be
        discussed. The owner who must remain anonymous instructed
        the employee to deliver the unidentified document to a
        lawyer whose name is protected by attorney-client
        privilege. The lawyer
        whose name is protected by attorney-client privilege
        examined the unidentified document and then reviewed the
        information that could not be discussed with the owner
        who must remain anonymous. With the
        approval of the owner who must remain anonymous, the
        lawyer whose name is protected by attorney-client
        privilege contacted a  The U.S.
        attorney who demanded that his identity be concealed then
        claimed the owner who must remain anonymous violated a
        law that could not be disclosed and faced arrest for
        charges that could not be specified because he had
        referred to the document that cannot be identified in an
        article for a certain, but unnamed, web site. The lawyer
        whose name is protected by attorney-client privilege
        argued that his client could not be charged under the
        undisclosed law because he had been acting as a
        journalist at the time of the alleged publication and not
        as the owner of the company that cannot be named. He had,
        in fact, learned of the existence of the document that
        cannot be identified from a third-party, who was not
        named, and was not aware of its exact contents because he
        had not seen or read the document and, therefore, was not
        aware of the exact contents that cannot be discussed. The  So walking
        this fine line of justice allowed the owner who must
        remain anonymous to avoid confinement at an institution
        at an unknown location for an unspecified length of time. In
        exchange for his freedom, the owner who must remain
        anonymous agreed to write a "clarification" of
        what happened, following the guidelines for publication
        laid down by the Bush administration. Which is
        what you just read. 
 Who the hell is
        this Thompson guy anyway?  Comments
        Oh, Now I
        see....that makes perfect sense. Why didn't you say that
        in the first place? Posted by chris  To the
        owner who must remain anonymous: An
        unidentified reader, whose name has been changed to
        protect the innocent and whose whereabouts are unknown,
        extends a particularly joyful sentiment, the degree of
        which cannot be disclosed, after reading a certain work
        of clarification, the object of which is not public
        domain. The tenacity of the owner, clearly expressed
        through non-specific verbiage, is unparallelled and is
        very much appreciated by a loyal reader of an
        unidentified publication. Posted by
        Unidentified Reader at March 6, 2006 09:48 PM Let me get
        this straight. A federal attorney whose identity must be
        kept secret and concealed wanted a news story pulled,
        which also must be kept secret because its publication
        violates a legal statute that also must be kept secret.  If all of
        the above is true, either the blow back against the
        current administration will be huge, in the order of
        impeachment or this will make McCarthyism seem like small
        beer and the press will most certainly terrorized into a
        form of self-censorship that is practiced in countries
        with totalitarian regimes. Posted by A.R. Yue
        at March 6, 2006 09:57 PM That is
        the greatest piece of Literature since Roger Zelazny's
        deconstruction of the Lord's Prayer in "Creatures of
        Light and Darkness" Posted by
        wishnevsky at March 6, 2006 10:01 PM Doug,
        please. I laughed until I cried. Then I cried some more
        because I realized this might be funny if it weren't
        true. Posted by Cindy at
        March 6, 2006 10:14 PM Oh my
        God...Brilliant! Posted by Atomic at
        March 6, 2006 10:20 PM I'm in my
        50s and I have some experience kicking the government in
        the knees in the interest of justice. I have more than
        100 publications, some of which are quite formidable. I
        have edited thousands of legal documents and articles. The above
        is the most brilliant piece of writing I have ever seen.
        I am in awe! Like I
        said in the post below, if you need help, it will arrive. Posted by  Posted by Marple at
        March 7, 2006 12:10 AM I'm
        thinking this hilarious but ultimately sad rant was
        written in "clarification" of a security letter
        your "company" received earlier. Posted by Eve Leland at March 7, 2006
        12:19 AM publish
        this: I am
        xxxxxx at this flagrant xxxxxx! This type of xxxxx is
        appaling! Patriotic citizens should xxxxxx their
        Congressman at the first opportunity. Posted by Steve
        Harrison at March 7, 2006 01:05 AM so it has
        come down to this, eh? as a canadian that wished he was
        american for the first 50 years of my life, i can only
        say, o  Posted by
        canadiantrain52 at March 7, 2006 01:32 AM Doug; Posted by Bob at
        March 7, 2006 02:38 AM Doug, Posted by unnamed
        citizen at March 7, 2006 08:12 AM As always,
        well done Doug. I think you have illustrated our current
        situation, with the present administration BRILLIANTLY.
        Terrifying ain't it??  Posted by Granny at
        March 7, 2006 08:16 AM Dear Owner
        of the undisclosed website required by law to remain
        anonymous under penalties as yet undisclosed and
        protected under the non-+provisions of the act which
        heretofore must also remain secret. B R I L L
        I A N T !! I have now
        become more convinced than ever that unamed individuals
        who have received no official guidance to not officially
        scan or look into the undisclosed website and the
        non-existant writings of individuals therein which cannot
        be protected under the first amendment of the
        constitution, the oft refferred to as "just a GD
        piece of paper" trashed under secret executive order
        in the dark of night at a meeting in an undisclosed
        location that never officially happened. ...could now
        face anything from harrassment to prosecution as
        determined by un-named individuals at locations that
        cannot be identified under new Justice department and NSA
        guidelines. Translation:
        Someone's bringing the cards, who wants to bring the
        sandwiches and the soft drinks. Possibly,
        members of the undisclosed website, now under scrutiniy
        from un-named individuals scanning from undisclosed
        locations could get the first choice of rooms at the new
        camps currently under construction at other undisclosed
        locations by unnamed companies who were let no-bid
        contracts for these non-existant facilities at undiscloed
        bid. Yippie!! Posted by ANONYMOUS
        101 at March 7, 2006 08:28 AM Excellent!
        This piece should be studied in literature classes
        side-by-side with the works of Jonathan Swift. The Bush
        Administration has great potential for immortality in the
        literary world of satire. Future generations will think
        it all just as far-fetched as so many today consider
        "Gulliver's Travels" and "A Modest
        Proposal". But even for them it will continue to
        have great entertainment value. Posted by Joe Buff
        at March 7, 2006 09:33 AM Sooooooo
        ... these things of which you allude to ... they would be
        properly catagorized as known knowns, known unknowns, or
        unknown unknowns? "Reports
        that say that something hasn't happened are always
        interesting to me, because as we know, there are known
        knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know
        there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there
        are some things we do not know. But there are also
        unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't
        know" -- guess who Posted by Bill at
        March 7, 2006 09:40 AM Summary: So for
        people who haven't read your site before, you were issued
        a FBI nation security letter requiring you to divulge a
        bunch of information and you reported that you were given
        the letter which violates some unconstitutional law this
        gestapo passed. And now
        they threatened to arrest you for doing so which
        apparently sufficiently scared you into writing that
        prose above. When are
        we gonna kick out the pack of terrorists running this
        country? Moreover,
        when are we gonna kick out all the senators and
        representatives whose yellow spines have allowed this
        B.S. to take place? Posted by Bob at
        March 7, 2006 09:58 AM Hey it
        sure would be nice if those keystone cops at the
        unidentified federal agency would spend more time
        figuring out who it is out there who attacked the  (redacted
        (b)(6)) found (redacted (b)(6)) moving, touching, and
        (redacted (b)(7)(C)). I agree with (redacted (b)(6)) that
        (redacted (b)(6)) can go (redacted (b)(7)(C)) and the
        (redacted (b)(6)) they rode in on, heh. Don't let
        (redacted(b)(6)) (redacted (b)(7)(C)) you, (redacted
        (b)(6)). Fight the good (redacted (b)(7)(C))! -(redacted
        (b)(6)) Posted by Nemo at March 7, 2006
        11:52 AM The
        Ministry of News applauds your report and wholeheartly
        agrees that Peace is moving closer with our Victory over
        our opponents. We
        sincerely hope that our news contributes to understanding
        your delightful interaction with the minions of our
        government, hwo know what is right and good for you. Have a
        nice day. Posted by Eric
        Blair at March 7, 2006 12:23 PM Just a
        comment from an unknown reader at an unknown location: Posted by Unknown B
        at March 7, 2006 01:10 PM I wonder
        when they're coming after the rest of us. After all, if
        we read the undisclosed story about the unidentified
        document, we surely are guilty of some unnamed crime. p.s. I
        too, am wondering about an alternate website (just in
        case). Posted by lylene at
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