THE HANDSTAND | FEBRUARY/MARCH 2006 |
Film Review: George Clooney's Goodnight and Good Luck You make a lot of
films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah,
I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to
talk about it. What a jerk.George Clooney CAST
& CREW Is
it possible that the exceptional subtlety that is
conferred on the wavelengths of black and white film,
rather than colour, is caused by the fact that the eye
runs the scenes through the part of the brain that reads
the printed page.? Clooney's
film gives the best representation of journalists'
deadline meetings and the nature and manner of the
purpose of a NEWS bulletin that I have ever seen. The
actor he chose, David Strathairn as Ed Murrow, isolates
Murrow among his companions in a particular way that
indicates a real understanding of human relationships and
regard, that has real strength, and animation, that makes
one want to participate in the applause that Murrow's
companions regularly gave him. This is not the conscience
of a moral or christian man, this is the conscience of a
real life and mind, aware that each trap that confines or
kills our instincts and motivation is killing one most
valuable feature of life, that of our coexistence in the
large communities of regions or nations. This subject,
examined in this study of Ed Murrow the nature of
journalism, that in his case was a vital evening
appointment with those communities, that reached far
beyond individual concerns, but yet identified the
individual links that conserve human dignity and rights
that can so easily be corrupted. But also not only by a
political criminal action but also by the neglect of a
society led fruitlessly by the nose toward trivial
entertainment. This last was insidiously clarified by the
script for the CBS boss who expected Murrow to alleviate
any serious viewpoints with banal celebrity chase-ups. A
man whose life is ruled by the finance of his investors,
and by his concepts of service from his employees, that
contained the cunning of an ill educated man whose sole
notion of opportunity was as "a debt incurred",
and in this case by impermeating his directives to staff
with hints that he had a hold over their private and
domestic lives as well as their employment. "I put
your son through school!"; "How is...your
wife?" However I would not neglect to mention Diana
Reeves, the words of whose songs where sardonically
symbolic of related scenes.
Telling the
'approved' story March 7, 2006 01:12
AM / The Rant .
On an unspecified
day last week an employee of a federal agency that cannot
be revealed delivered a document that cannot be
identified to a company that cannot be named seeking
information that cannot be discussed. The
aforementioned federal agent left the unidentified
document with an employee of the unnamed company. That
employee then called the owner, who must remain
anonymous, to inform him that the document that could not
be identified sought information that could not be
discussed. The owner who must remain anonymous instructed
the employee to deliver the unidentified document to a
lawyer whose name is protected by attorney-client
privilege. The lawyer
whose name is protected by attorney-client privilege
examined the unidentified document and then reviewed the
information that could not be discussed with the owner
who must remain anonymous. With the
approval of the owner who must remain anonymous, the
lawyer whose name is protected by attorney-client
privilege contacted a The U.S.
attorney who demanded that his identity be concealed then
claimed the owner who must remain anonymous violated a
law that could not be disclosed and faced arrest for
charges that could not be specified because he had
referred to the document that cannot be identified in an
article for a certain, but unnamed, web site. The lawyer
whose name is protected by attorney-client privilege
argued that his client could not be charged under the
undisclosed law because he had been acting as a
journalist at the time of the alleged publication and not
as the owner of the company that cannot be named. He had,
in fact, learned of the existence of the document that
cannot be identified from a third-party, who was not
named, and was not aware of its exact contents because he
had not seen or read the document and, therefore, was not
aware of the exact contents that cannot be discussed. The So walking
this fine line of justice allowed the owner who must
remain anonymous to avoid confinement at an institution
at an unknown location for an unspecified length of time. In
exchange for his freedom, the owner who must remain
anonymous agreed to write a "clarification" of
what happened, following the guidelines for publication
laid down by the Bush administration. Which is
what you just read.
Who the hell is
this Thompson guy anyway? Comments
Oh, Now I
see....that makes perfect sense. Why didn't you say that
in the first place? Posted by chris To the
owner who must remain anonymous: An
unidentified reader, whose name has been changed to
protect the innocent and whose whereabouts are unknown,
extends a particularly joyful sentiment, the degree of
which cannot be disclosed, after reading a certain work
of clarification, the object of which is not public
domain. The tenacity of the owner, clearly expressed
through non-specific verbiage, is unparallelled and is
very much appreciated by a loyal reader of an
unidentified publication. Posted by
Unidentified Reader at March 6, 2006 09:48 PM Let me get
this straight. A federal attorney whose identity must be
kept secret and concealed wanted a news story pulled,
which also must be kept secret because its publication
violates a legal statute that also must be kept secret. If all of
the above is true, either the blow back against the
current administration will be huge, in the order of
impeachment or this will make McCarthyism seem like small
beer and the press will most certainly terrorized into a
form of self-censorship that is practiced in countries
with totalitarian regimes. Posted by A.R. Yue
at March 6, 2006 09:57 PM That is
the greatest piece of Literature since Roger Zelazny's
deconstruction of the Lord's Prayer in "Creatures of
Light and Darkness" Posted by
wishnevsky at March 6, 2006 10:01 PM Doug,
please. I laughed until I cried. Then I cried some more
because I realized this might be funny if it weren't
true. Posted by Cindy at
March 6, 2006 10:14 PM Oh my
God...Brilliant! Posted by Atomic at
March 6, 2006 10:20 PM I'm in my
50s and I have some experience kicking the government in
the knees in the interest of justice. I have more than
100 publications, some of which are quite formidable. I
have edited thousands of legal documents and articles. The above
is the most brilliant piece of writing I have ever seen.
I am in awe! Like I
said in the post below, if you need help, it will arrive. Posted by Posted by Marple at
March 7, 2006 12:10 AM I'm
thinking this hilarious but ultimately sad rant was
written in "clarification" of a security letter
your "company" received earlier. Posted by Eve Leland at March 7, 2006
12:19 AM publish
this: I am
xxxxxx at this flagrant xxxxxx! This type of xxxxx is
appaling! Patriotic citizens should xxxxxx their
Congressman at the first opportunity. Posted by Steve
Harrison at March 7, 2006 01:05 AM so it has
come down to this, eh? as a canadian that wished he was
american for the first 50 years of my life, i can only
say, o Posted by
canadiantrain52 at March 7, 2006 01:32 AM Doug; Posted by Bob at
March 7, 2006 02:38 AM Doug, Posted by unnamed
citizen at March 7, 2006 08:12 AM As always,
well done Doug. I think you have illustrated our current
situation, with the present administration BRILLIANTLY.
Terrifying ain't it?? Posted by Granny at
March 7, 2006 08:16 AM Dear Owner
of the undisclosed website required by law to remain
anonymous under penalties as yet undisclosed and
protected under the non-+provisions of the act which
heretofore must also remain secret. B R I L L
I A N T !! I have now
become more convinced than ever that unamed individuals
who have received no official guidance to not officially
scan or look into the undisclosed website and the
non-existant writings of individuals therein which cannot
be protected under the first amendment of the
constitution, the oft refferred to as "just a GD
piece of paper" trashed under secret executive order
in the dark of night at a meeting in an undisclosed
location that never officially happened. ...could now
face anything from harrassment to prosecution as
determined by un-named individuals at locations that
cannot be identified under new Justice department and NSA
guidelines. Translation:
Someone's bringing the cards, who wants to bring the
sandwiches and the soft drinks. Possibly,
members of the undisclosed website, now under scrutiniy
from un-named individuals scanning from undisclosed
locations could get the first choice of rooms at the new
camps currently under construction at other undisclosed
locations by unnamed companies who were let no-bid
contracts for these non-existant facilities at undiscloed
bid. Yippie!! Posted by ANONYMOUS
101 at March 7, 2006 08:28 AM Excellent!
This piece should be studied in literature classes
side-by-side with the works of Jonathan Swift. The Bush
Administration has great potential for immortality in the
literary world of satire. Future generations will think
it all just as far-fetched as so many today consider
"Gulliver's Travels" and "A Modest
Proposal". But even for them it will continue to
have great entertainment value. Posted by Joe Buff
at March 7, 2006 09:33 AM Sooooooo
... these things of which you allude to ... they would be
properly catagorized as known knowns, known unknowns, or
unknown unknowns? "Reports
that say that something hasn't happened are always
interesting to me, because as we know, there are known
knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know
there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there
are some things we do not know. But there are also
unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't
know" -- guess who Posted by Bill at
March 7, 2006 09:40 AM Summary: So for
people who haven't read your site before, you were issued
a FBI nation security letter requiring you to divulge a
bunch of information and you reported that you were given
the letter which violates some unconstitutional law this
gestapo passed. And now
they threatened to arrest you for doing so which
apparently sufficiently scared you into writing that
prose above. When are
we gonna kick out the pack of terrorists running this
country? Moreover,
when are we gonna kick out all the senators and
representatives whose yellow spines have allowed this
B.S. to take place? Posted by Bob at
March 7, 2006 09:58 AM Hey it
sure would be nice if those keystone cops at the
unidentified federal agency would spend more time
figuring out who it is out there who attacked the (redacted
(b)(6)) found (redacted (b)(6)) moving, touching, and
(redacted (b)(7)(C)). I agree with (redacted (b)(6)) that
(redacted (b)(6)) can go (redacted (b)(7)(C)) and the
(redacted (b)(6)) they rode in on, heh. Don't let
(redacted(b)(6)) (redacted (b)(7)(C)) you, (redacted
(b)(6)). Fight the good (redacted (b)(7)(C))! -(redacted
(b)(6)) Posted by Nemo at March 7, 2006
11:52 AM The
Ministry of News applauds your report and wholeheartly
agrees that Peace is moving closer with our Victory over
our opponents. We
sincerely hope that our news contributes to understanding
your delightful interaction with the minions of our
government, hwo know what is right and good for you. Have a
nice day. Posted by Eric
Blair at March 7, 2006 12:23 PM Just a
comment from an unknown reader at an unknown location: Posted by Unknown B
at March 7, 2006 01:10 PM I wonder
when they're coming after the rest of us. After all, if
we read the undisclosed story about the unidentified
document, we surely are guilty of some unnamed crime. p.s. I
too, am wondering about an alternate website (just in
case). Posted by lylene at
March 7, 2006 03:37 PM |