AVIAN
FLU.................
by Noreen of Emerald Bile
Armageddon with it
"It's the end of the world, I'm telling you"
said this man to me, yesterday. "First there's
floods, then quakes and pestilence". Stupid fucker.
"So" I says "So I understand about the
floods and the quakes but what is the pestilence?
Honestly, I'm at a loss". The man's face became even
more smug and fascinated with himself than before.
"I forgot, you don't read the papers, do you. Well,
the pestilence is avian flu"
What a cunt! If I were a god wreaking vengeance on
mankind, I would not make a few chickens sick and make
life difficult for the poultry lovers and egg collectors
of the world. It's not wrathful enough. My kind of
pestilence would be a proper one, with people all covered
in boils, seeping, vomiting up fire with blood streaming
from their eyeballs. And the groaning of the suffers
would set their teeth, which had not already crumbled
into rust, on edge, and the terrible terrible pains in
the abdomen would cause people to rip their own bellies
open and pull out their intestines and strangle each
other with them. The final throes of the pestilence would
have everyone twitching away on the floor and I, as the
god up in the sky, would look down and the way the poor
bastards would fall and twitch, would spell out
"Noreen is right".
Anyway, because I am not a total cunt, I do not believe
the world is going to end one little bit, and quite
frankly I find the neck of the people who keep on about
it quite astonishing. Before the millennium they were all
at it, reading the fucking Revelations and giving a
countdown to the big day, which was very uneventful and
dull indeed. Even that gay computer virus thing didn't
happen, the millennium was utter shite and not all
dangerous and world ending.
Then nine yawny eleven happened and there they were, the
armageddon freaks, all scratching around in the bible,
finding gibberish verses about towers burning. Then there
was that stupid great wave and that storm in America, now
there are lots of people dying in a place which people
are normally bitching about being terribly overpopulated,
and they are off again with the "end is nigh"
nonsense.
They have shot themselves in the feet, those people who
believe in the end of the world, because no God would
bother stringing the end of the world out this long, it
loses the impact. If you went to the fireworks and there
was a big catherine wheel and then fuck all for half an
hour, while everyone ate a hot dog and discussed the
catherine wheel, and then there was really quite a loud
rocket and then another fucking great big break while
people pissed about poking the bonfire and throwing bits
of sausage at each other, and then after an hour or two
some old git let off one of the ones which looks like a
waterfall and then that was it, well, you'd not think it
was all that much of a display, would you. The world is
not going to end. The end
Noreen
# posted by Emerald Bile
Dick Cheney looks after Haliburton from Bush's
Cabinet and now we know why it is:
Tamiflu
for Avian-Flu, product of Gilead medical Co.Chairman was
Rumsfeld .....
http://www.freemarketnews.com/WorldNews.asp?nid=1443
Friday,
October 21, 2005 - FreeMarketNews.com
NEWS
AND ANALYSIS
Readers
can be helpful, and one just wrote in to inform us of a
link that we had never imagined - Donald Rumsfeld, until
he resigned and joined the Bush Administration, was the
chairman of something called Gilead which just happened
to make something called Tamiflu.
Now
anyone who hasn't been on Mars for the last month or two,
knows that there were only two things that were going to
stop the human version of bird flu. One was a bird flu
vaccine (which probably would work better if you were a
bird) and the other was something called Tamiflu. Yes,
that Tamiflu. In such short supply that the hundreds of
millions of orders that have been pouring into Gilead
probably won't be filled for another 12 months or so. But
everyone has got to have it because somehow or other it
became established that Tamiflu really worked.
This
was the party line, anyway, for about a week, until word
began trickling back in that maybe Tamiflu didn't work.
In fact, the word on Tamiflu has always been positive at
first and then eventually negative. It's a kind of
pattern. We even find corroboration of it here on the
Democrats.com, in what appears to be either a chat room
or news roundup as follows, "Rummy was CEO of Gilead
Sciences until named to the Bush cabinet and, like
Cheney, still has ties that bind to the 'old company.'
Now isn't it an 'amazing coincidence' that the drug
Tamiflu patented by Gilead Sciences is being pushed by
the National Institutes of Allergies and Infectious
Diseases as the NUMBER ONE choice for flu, which, wonder
of wonders, is sweeping through in one epidemic after
another."
The
post from January '04 adds, "Tamiflu is now also
being recommended to fight avian flu ... Scroll through
this NIAID page and you will find Tamiflu listed as ahead
of all other recommended drugs for both prevention and
treatment of flu. Trouble is, Gilead has been accused of
rigging the trials of Tamiflu as a preventive treatment.
Meanwhile Gilead is making a killing."
The
post then gives the following link:
http://12.31.13.115/HealthNews/reuters/NewsStory0106200324.htm)
We
bet Gilead is still making a killing as is Big Pharma.
Please notice now that the orders are in, the hysteria
has died down a bit. Perhaps everybody is too busy
counting the money. Or perhaps it was never about
anything BUT the money. We weren't entirely sure, but we
knew that none of it passed the old "smell
test." In fact, in serial articles we claimed that
bird flu probably wasn't going to turn into human flu
anytime soon, that even if it did, it didn't mean that
the world was in for a dose of 1918 influenza all over
again. We just couldn't believe that the people bringing
us Spanish Influenza Redux - with all the hype and horror
- were remotely qualified to bring us even the opening of
an envelope.
We
questioned everything, even whether 1918 was all just the
fault of a flu virus. Didn't seem likely to us then and
doesn't now - especially since we've come to understand
what hygiene was like for the soldiers coming back from
the war, how vaccine providers apparently unloaded their
stock after the war, lowering immunities, etc. and,
finally how the new miracle drug, aspirin, was all the
rage, prescribed by medical parishioners everywhere.
Aspirin lowers fevers and allows flu to build until it
bursts out all over the body with renewed and potentially
mortal violence.
And
that brings us to today. Bird flu still rages and, yes,
it may mutate into human flu at some point and cause
death, many deaths, or fewer deaths, no one knows. It may
indeed sweep around the world. But of more worry
immediately were moves of civil authorities to float
trial balloons about mandatory vaccination and to start
sending vials of superflu bugs around the world in the
name of science. We demanded that our viewers call the
Capitol Hill and get out the word that the government was
to cease testing new vaccines, cease ordering TamiFlu and
bird flu vaccine, neither of which work or will work
against whatever it is that bird flu will turn into.
Which at least some in government would love because then
they could turn the President's apparent yen for martial
law into reality. And Bush could use some martial law
about now. Hell, he could use anything, maybe even a good
book.
staff reports
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