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SOFT SHOES
Let me asks you Joe.
How much do you know about what your saying.
Almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr.
Bring the
Noise / Bring the Funk for The First Black President
By
Joseph Nyerere
This morning while I was
listening to 2Pac and reading the New York
Times, I spot this JoeThePlumber article.
Wow, some real heavy weights, I lift in my head.
It's like 2Pac, Livin in The House of
Pain, connections
start clicking, switching like an addressing computer.
Click. Stop: the first Black president comes to
mind.
The NYT quotes
JoeThePlumber, ...to ask one of these guys a
question, and really corner them and get them to answer
a question for once instead of tap dancing around
it. And unfortunately I asked the question, but I
still got a tap dance.
Speaking
about Barack Obama, JoeThePlumber added, He was
almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr.
Sammy Davis Jr. wasof a black vaudeville star who
became a world-class actor, singer and dancer. At
the age of four he starred in a short
act called "Will Mastin's Gang, featuring Little
Sammy."
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Hey Joe. Sammy was deep.
Sammy Davis Junior was deep Joe. Real deep.
Sh.. so deep, I wonder if you know what the fu.. you
talking about. Did you know that Sammy Davis Jr.
was the first Black president of the U. S., became a Jew,
and was almost put out of the Black People's Congregation of
Fellowship, and was ostracized before he died in 1990.
Did you know that Joe. Did you? You better
watch cho mouth boy. Don't even try to understand
us Joe.
Sammy was deep. You better watch cho mouth.
Boy.
We Africans. We deep. We ostracized an
innertainer and lift-up a person who has not proved
himself in the
community and promises us nothing when he is elected.
So dont even go there Joe cause its a Black thang.
au ite.
Lets me work it for you a minute.
You compare Barack Obama and probably other politicians
with Sammy Davis, Jr.
having the ability to tap dance. I dont accuse you
cause you look like a good ol'boy. But you could have
been slurring
a racial epithets or somen. I'ont know you
like that, au ite. So lets forgit that. We'll
take a Black trip.
Sammy George Davis, Jr. tap danced
with his father Sammy Davis, Sr. and his uncle Will
Mastin before he could walk.
That's just to show you how deep his shit wus.
Dancing fo he could walk. au ite.
They became the Will Mastin Trio.
There is nothing that little Sammy could
not do. On. off. Or behind the
beat. Moves. He had it all.
Sammy was deep, Joe.
Republican just like you Joe. Household.
Sammy Davis Jr. was a world class dancer, singer,
trumpeter, drummer, vibraphonist, comedian,
impressionist, civil rights worker, actor, Black Jew,
Republican, and he had a konk before Big Red (Malcolm) .
Au ite. Yeah. Sammy was deep.
Sammy Davis, Jr. was the first Black president of the
United States. He was declared so by the
people.
Yeah. Sammy Davis, Jr. was the first Black
president, elected and lifted high by the people. Went
by the name Rufus.
Yep. That was back in the day.
Sammy Davis Sr. and his uncle, Will
Mastin protected Sammy Jr. from racism as much as was
possible, just like my
father did me, Joe. Racism was explained to us as
jealousy that why we ont fear "white" folk.
My momma hu show
nuff didn't like "white" people. She said
white people were crazy. But me, I gits al ong wit
everybody. Some of my good
friends be "white". I even git
along with the "black" friends who wanna be
"white".
Sammy Davis was a U.S. Army soldier during WWII and saw
strong racial prejudice and was a prisoner of race and
class
before John McCain was born.
Upon entering the army, Sammy said,
"Overnight the world looked different. It wasn't one
color anymore. I could see
the protection I'd gotten all my life from my father and
Will. I appreciated their loving hope that I'd never need
to know
about prejudice and hate, but they were wrong. It
was as if I'd walked through a swinging door for eighteen
years, a door which they had always secretly held open."
Does that sound anything like Barack
Obama, Joe. Well here's a lilsome'n
bout tap dancing. I'on drop some'n on
you. so next time you speak to one of dem
news papers. Say "soft shoe"or "hoofing". Dont
say tap-dancing.
It aint got the sound. Tap dancing sounds lam or girly.
Saying?
Listen to Pac some times and git a hold on a new language
or some'n. On Livin in The House of
Pain, 2PAC raps
a line about Savion Glovers phone lines being tapped
by the government.
I wish I wus a detective cause there
some deep shit up in here, Joe. Savion Glover
has a long line that hes in with his
life form, some call it art. Savion
brings the funk hard - him and his crew. 2Pac knew
it and gives him a line and links it
to the wire tapping devils in The House of Pain.
Joe, you unwittingly or with wit
named a great innertainer, one of the best seen in
America, the first
Black president, Sammy Davis Jr. and compares him to
Barack Obama who might be the second. Some deep
shit Joe.
I am not be sure what you knows about soft-shoe or
Sammy Davis Jr. so Ion haf to run some stuff
to you. au ite.
Barack Obama will need to do much
work before he can best Sammy Davis at tap dancing, as
you call it,
cause Sammy he done done it.
But you did say that Obama is
almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr.. The
operative here is Almost.
Respect to you Joe, cause you could'ah
said Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Ginger Roger or someone
white, they were pretty good, but you went
black. I commend you Joe. Respect.
This is something like them black
face jockey statues: like how caucasion folk used
to tie horses, and today make them
prized antiques from the jim crow era that some folk
think was a long time ago, but is now. Jim crow
just took a blow
till he can git back down the floor.
Research history of jockeys in
America Joe and youll find the greatest American
jockeys and horsemen were Black,
won more Kentucky derbies than anybody, and lay buried at
Churchill Downs Jockey Hall of Fame.
Perhaps Obama could ride pass all
dem udder political jockeys and be the best president you
ever did see.
just like dem black face jockeys did back in the 20s and
30s, but Obama wont be the first black face president.
At least not chosen elected by Black folk. He do
got a few moves cause I saw him on that Ellen woman show
and
he was moving but it got no funk in it. May be he
can learn to hoof. I'on speak to Savion bout it.
Sammy Davis, Jr. was the first black
face president of the United States of America, coming
home grown from the
people, and celebrated by the people. (foot note)
Hey Joe, Ion give you a few
others giants in soft shoes and follow a line befo we
gits back to the first black face
president.
I aint gonna talk about 2Pac=2 0cause
he's crazy, au ite. He want us to believe
that if we wus to walked in his shoes
wed be crazy too and only God can judge him.
biggie SMALL thought the same. Judge that.
2Pac called it the house of pain.
Livin in the House of Pain is graphic, so if you
aint got big ears, I advise you to skip it. In case
you decide to listen to House of Pain be
sure to check out Only God Can Judge Me so Pac can
redeem himself. (foot note)
SOFT SHOE on Some FOLK
So. Joe. Lets git back to tap dancing,
unless you wanna soft shoe around the issue.
2Pac/Savion/ Hines brother/Sammy
Davis/
Ion follow that line so we can
git some flavor in he re, about now, au ite. Savion
Glover the tap dancer in soft shoes is
still here wit us.
Savion be bringing funk and
noises, louder than most folk ears, in every forum and
format, in every unconceivable
volumn: European classical, African classical, funk,
fusion, all hues of blues, noisier than Phili Joe or
Poppa Joe Jones'
drums, sounds fatter than the big bad sound of Olatunji,
and sweeter than Max Roaches brushes, and so forth.
Savion be brin ging it hard and loud.
You Hear Me? A little bid of rhythm makes the world
go round, Joe.
Some folk still think / The Blues is
a song / Blues aint no song / Blue aint nothing / Till
you got you some.
The Maurice and Gregory Hines
brothers - mentors Savion Glover
President Sammy Davis Jr. -
mentors The Hines brothers
The Hines brothers - prized
students of Henry LeTang
Henry LeTang - Master artist of
African tradition of living arts.
Go black Joe and see if you can find
a modern Black innertainer, dancer who does not tie to
Henry LeTang.
I dare you. Go black to see some connects to tap
dance with Savion, Maurice and Gregory Hines, Ben Vereen
and other who connect to the African roots coming up
through Dr. LeTangs Dominca and St. Croix funky
roots.
Tuff as they be. None of them
could touch the first black face president Sammy Davis,
Jr.
It was a showdown. Gregory
Hines had tried emall, he struggled with the first
black face president, like Jacob
wrestling the angel. Sammy Davis, Jr. cut em up
like he wus a piece of cake. Gregory had to say
uncle quick.
Sammy was king the first black face president
wearing soft shoes wit a beat inem.
Tap on this: Masters say,
the only way you can be a master is be taught by
one.
Glove - Hines - Davis - Dr. LeTang: masters all.
Gregory Hines spoke at Sammy D avis's
funeral and said that Sammy Davis had made a
gesture to him,
"as if passing a basketball
and I caught it."
Master Hines said the The President
thought that he could carry on from where he left off.
Dr. Henry LeTang move mountains in
his practical instructions: Davis, Hines, LeTang
The First Black President with soft
shoes and other tap dancers:
John Bubble (Bub, a sporting life) / Sammy Davis, Senior
/ Charles Coles (Honey ) / Will Mastin
Jimmy Slyde (King Slide) / Fayard Nichols / Harold
Nichols / Gregory Hines / Savion Glover /
Dr. LeTang (teacher)
Gregory Hines died and passed the stick to Savion.
Let me asks you Joe. How much do you know about
what your saying. Almost as good
as Sammy Davis Jr.
Your brilliant Joe and probably dont know it.
If Barak Obama can tap in his art of politio-economics as
well as
those giants have done in their art, then hell make
a great second black president. Mr. Samuel
George Davis, Jr.
was his real name. Folk who knew him called
him Sammy. But every one called him by his name
Sammy Davis
Junior. What an honor to be called by your name. (by
the way, I heard that Mr. Obama doesnt want to be
called
by his name.) It took a long time before Africans
be called our names.
Perhaps, hell learn to tap as well as the first
Black president, Sammy Davis Jr. and then we will have
arrived.
joseph nyerere
The epitaph on Will Mastin tomb, next to Sammy Davis, Sr.
and Sammy Davis, Jr., reads
He was a vaudevillian
Rufus Jones for President part 1
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tk9dtjoQY0)
Rufus
Jones for President part 2
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DTUwE6P0U8&feature=related)
Rufus Jones for President part 3
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrIafC5_HNo&feature=related)
2Pac
only god can judge me
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdqhe7lTcvc)
2 Pac - Welcome To Death Row
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Tell me? / I forgot
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joseph nyerere
election time 2008
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